"There is no worse sound in the world……" — Daniel Handler

"There is no worse sound in the world than someone who cannot play the violin but insists on doing so anyway."

— Daniel Handler

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495 Quotes by Daniel Handler

Daniel Handler has 495 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy…
The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration…
I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.
Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring…
One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very…
This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great…
You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so…
I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in…
The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make - bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake…
How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed…

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More Cannot Play Quotes

This quote is filed under Cannot Play Quotes, one of 20 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Commerce is a game of skill which everyone cannot play and few can play well. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
One cannot play chess if one becomes aware of the pieces as living souls and of the fact that the… — Anatol Rapoport
As Rousseau could not compose without his cat beside him, so I cannot play chess without my king's bishop. In… — Siegbert Tarrasch
When I analyse a position, I have a sparring partner who understands chess amazingly well. In a way I feel… — Boris Gelfand
I am the best tennis player who cannot play tennis. — Ion Tiriac
Time and space cannot play any part between two loving hearts. — Harbhajan Singh Yogi
You cannot play for Arsenal and give up, no matter what the score is. — Arsene Wenger
We cannot play at preaching. We preach for eternity. — Charles Spurgeon
I must be absolutely clear about this. Britain cannot accept the present situation on the budget. It is demonstrably unjust.… — Margaret Thatcher
You cannot play the piano well unless you are singing within you. — Arthur Rubinstein
You cannot play with fire. — Al-Waleed bin Talal
I cannot write music. I cannot play the piano. — Jayne Meadows

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