"The moral of Snow White is never eat…" — Daniel Handler

"The moral of Snow White is never eat apples."

— Daniel Handler

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495 Quotes by Daniel Handler

Daniel Handler has 495 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy…
The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration…
I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.
Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring…
One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very…
This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great…
You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so…
I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in…
The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make - bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake…
How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed…

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More Apples Quotes

This quote is filed under Apples Quotes, one of 816 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. — Bernard Baruch
The insufferable arrogance of human beings to think that Nature was made solely for their benefit, as if it was… — Cyrano de Bergerac
For an Apple is in it self a little Universe; the Seed, hotter than the other parts thereof, is its… — Cyrano de Bergerac
When I met Apple, I made it very clear that I am an old punk and I have never done… — Bjork
I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another… — Lewis Black
I have to have lemon and honey. I have to have apple cider vinegar, Braggs. And I have to have… — Mary J. Blige
In 1980, Atari was bringing in around two billion dollars in revenue and Chuck E. Cheese's some five hundred million.… — Nolan Bushnell
Of emotions, of love, of breakup, of love and hate and death and dying, mama, apple pie, and the whole… — Johnny Cash
With an apple I will astonish Paris. — Paul Cezanne
Why not upset the apple cart? If you don't, the apples will rot anyway. — Frank A. Clark
Good teachers deserve apples; great teachers deserve chocolate. A favorite quotation, written in calligraphy on his office door. — Richard Hamming
It's like apples and oranges, you can't compare it. It was just a matter of playing anyone who was breathing. — Red Barber

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