"Stop saying no offense,” I said, “when you……" — Daniel Handler
"Stop saying no offense,” I said, “when you say offensive things. It’s not a free pass."
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495 Quotes by Daniel Handler
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I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.
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This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
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The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
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