"lately it has become more and more difficult……" — Daniel Handler
"lately it has become more and more difficult to attend dinner parties without the evening ending in gunfire or tapioca..."
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495 Quotes by Daniel Handler
Daniel Handler has 495 quotes on this site.
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One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy…
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The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration…
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I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.
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Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring…
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One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very…
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This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
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The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great…
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You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so…
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I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in…
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The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
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Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make - bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake…
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How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed…
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We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be.
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If we attend continually and promptly to the little that we can do, we shall ere long be surprised to…
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Several people have told me that one of the most meaningful events they could attend would be something at the…
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I believe in an America where religious intolerance will someday end... where every man has the same right to attend…
— John F. Kennedy
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There are people who think that wrestling is an ignoble sport. Wrestling is not sport, it is a spectacle, and…
— Roland Barthes
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When neither high purpose nor the categorical imperatives of religion will do, the only argument against suicide is life itself.…
— Al Alvarez
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in the spring he will attend your botanical course. his natural turn is very strongly to the objects of your…
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If, then, you wish to insure the interest of your pupils, there is only one way to do it; and…
— William James
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The art of remembering is the art of thinking. When we wish to fix a new thing in either our…
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I made the greater progress, from that clearness of head and quicker apprehension which generally attend temperance in eating and…
— Benjamin Franklin
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There are millions of children today who don't attend school. However, education is the only way to get ahead in…
— Azim Premji
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I never tell one client that I cannot attend his sales convention because I have a previous engagement with another…
— David Ogilvy
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