"It is always tedious when someone tells you……" — Daniel Handler
"It is always tedious when someone tells you that if you don't stop crying, they will give you something to cry about, because if you are crying then you already have something to cry about, and so there is no reason for them to give you anything additional to cry about, thank you very much."
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495 Quotes by Daniel Handler
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One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy…
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The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration…
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I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.
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Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring…
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One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very…
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This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
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The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great…
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You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so…
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I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in…
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The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
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Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make - bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake…
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How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed…
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Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.
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Raising the debt ceiling is not additional spending. It is simply saying, you, the United States of America, can continue…
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I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it…
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The type of leukemia that I am dealing with is treatable. So if I do what my doctors tell me…
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So, these political activities will create friction in and of themselves, and in this environment of friction there'll be additional…
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We don't really have the ability to enforce the law with respect to illegal work in this country in a…
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This weapon the atomic bomb has added an additional responsibility-or, better, an additional incentive-to find a sound basis for lasting…
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