"In most cases, the best strategy for a……" — Daniel Handler
"In most cases, the best strategy for a job interview is to be fairly honest, because the worst thing that can happen is that you won't get the job and will spend the rest of your life foraging for food in the wilderness and seeking shelter underneath a tree or the awning of a bowling alley that has gone out of business."
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495 Quotes by Daniel Handler
Daniel Handler has 495 quotes on this site.
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One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy…
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I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.
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Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring…
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This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
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The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great…
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You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so…
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The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
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Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make - bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake…
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How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed…
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These people live again in print as intensely as when their images were captured on old dry plates of sixty…
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I had really bad obsessive-compulsive disorder. At its worst, I was compelled to leave my house at three o'clock in…
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If you can't beat 'em in the alley, you can't beat 'em on the ice.
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In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for…
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The next time you find yourself alone in a dark alley facing the undeniables of life, don't cover them with…
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Gun control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is…
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If me and King Kong went into an alley, only one of us would come out. And it wouldn't be…
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Back then, the business depended on bohemians. ... They needed Kristofferson and Roger Miller ..It was the tail end of…
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The words to country songs are very earthy like the blues. They're not as dressed up and the people are…
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And you call yourselves a bowling alley?
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