"I didn't realize this was a sad occasion." — Daniel Handler
"I didn't realize this was a sad occasion."
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495 Quotes by Daniel Handler
Daniel Handler has 495 quotes on this site.
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One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy…
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The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration…
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I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.
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Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring…
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One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very…
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This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
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The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great…
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You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so…
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I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in…
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The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
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Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make - bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake…
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How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed…
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More Occasion Quotes
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Forward, as occasion offers. Never look round to see whether any shall note it... Be satisfied with success in even…
— Marcus Aurelius
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I would hate now to be married. It does occur to me on occasion that, if I fall and hit…
— Lauren Bacall
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No, only disappointment in myself on those occasions I didn't manage to rise to the occasion as I felt I…
— Christian Bale
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I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a…
— Don Adams
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I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave…
— Roseanne Barr
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Courage that grows from constitution often forsakes a man when he has occasion for it; courage which arises from a…
— Joseph Addison
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In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion.
— Albert Camus
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Don't worry about it. Babe Ruth struck out on occasion, too.
— Walter Annenberg
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The first question to be answered by any individual or any social group, facing a hazardous situation, is whether the…
— Harry Emerson Fosdick
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Of course we women gossip on occasion. But our appetite for it is not as avid as a man s.…
— Phyllis McGinley
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I don't understand why people whose entire lives or their corporate success depends on communication, and yet they are led…
— Frank Luntz
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Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized.
— Andre Simon
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