Quote by Daniel Handler

We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love.

— Daniel Handler

I started making plans, thinking we would get that far.

— Daniel Handler

I can't imagine why you would want to take your child to see what the career of a writer is like, because it mostly…

— Daniel Handler

“All the deaths are dead for nothing but you're not dead at all.”

— daniel handler

“I love you so soundly and I will do anything to drag you forward.”

— Daniel Handler

I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did.

— Daniel Handler

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

— Daniel Handler

Lemony Snicket. Now, I'm told - the books, of course, starting from the very first one, became hugely popular, selling millions and millions. And…

— Daniel Handler

“The matches were a little 'he loves me, he loves me not,' but then I saw right on the box that I had twenty-four,…

— Daniel Handler

I didn't like books where people played on a sports team and won a bunch of games, or went to summer camp and had…

— Daniel Handler

I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.

— Daniel Handler

The Basic Eight and Watch Your Mouth both have first-person voices, and I ended up investigating those voices and investing so much in them…

— Daniel Handler