"I never read the tabloids." — Dana Carvey

"I never read the tabloids."

— Dana Carvey

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37 Quotes by Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey has 37 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds.…
While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.
I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al…
I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live'…
The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the…
I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to navigate the world fairly…
A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure…
If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!
Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!
If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run.
I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it…
It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why,…

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