Children Quote by Dan Wheldon

My dad would pick me up every other Friday at 6 o'clock and drop me off every Sunday at 6 o'clock, and I remember…

— RaeLynn

Eventually, to get through school, I would make good meaningless blobs if I had to. And so they thought I was falling in with…

— Paul Laffoley

“Laura handed Jenny a list the second day that she called “An Adult’s Survival Guide in a Kid’s World.” Lesson one: Peanut butter and…

— Mary Campisi

My daughter's too young, but my son is like, 'Okay, Dad's on TV, he's wearing puffy sleeves, and he's swinging a sword around. That's…

— James Marsden

“While I'm sure this is going to be a fascinating story,' I interrupted. 'I don't care. I'm having a major parental crisis that sort…

— Kody Keplinger

Out on the street, you never know what you're getting, and suddenly two days later you're beating yourself in the head with a tennis…

— Johnny Depp

“I never understood those commercials with the parents celebrating the end of summer. Now I understand that around mid-August, all the summer camps are…

— Jim Gaffigan

Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and BUST him in his fuckin' LIPS.

— Insane Clown Posse

If I had a child of school age, I would send him to one of the Waldorf Schools.

— Saul Bellow

Dad couldn't train me. He was too high-strung, like, 'Throw your jab!' and I'd start crying.

— Andre Ward

We all have that one teacher who's like: 'Don't pack up yet. There's still 11 seconds of class left...'

— Anonymous

I was a very unpredictable child. I'd pack a bag and go off and do a hike in the mountains for 10 days.

— Kiesza