Divorce-humor Quote by D.A. Rhine

“He's half my ex-husband's age, but twice as energetic when we have sex. And twice as grateful afterwards.”

— Barbara Taylor Bradford

“Never allow anyone to break your bond of love.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce…?”

— Josh Stern

“If she’d kept up her AAA membership, she would have called them, but after the divorce, she’d had to cut some things out. Roadside…

— Melody Snow Monroe

“When you don’t want something or someone anymore, the truth is, you don’t give a damn about who has it. And that’s the truth.…

— Niedria Dionne Kenny

“she appeared in the doorway of his study and placidly announced she was leaving him. "It's you, not me," she said.”

— Kate Atkinson

“Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

“The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married,…

— Hank Moody

“There’s life after divorce, Sarah,’ my father proclaimed, not that he’d ever been divorced.”

— Claire Cook