Airplanes Quote by Cynthia Heimel

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing…

— Cynthia Heimel

“The fact that you can go to the bathroom on an airplane is pretty novel. I bet nobody expected that a hundred years ago.…

— Neil Pasricha

I jump out of perfectly good airplanes, and it's a great thrill and it allows me to share in the dangers that our great…

— Hugh Shelton

I jumped out of perfectly good airplanes and it's a great thrill, and it allows me to share in the dangers that the great…

— Hugh Shelton

Well, one of the myths early on that I think is one of the funnier things we've done is airline toilet seats. That one…

— Jamie Hyneman

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night…

— Rita Rudner

There was scarcely a woman alive, it seemed, who could resist the urge to haul men down onto beds, car seats, kitchen floors, dining-room…

— Russell Baker

Men's are like toilets…they 're either taken or full of shit

— Haha

By flying, men often rush into the midst of calamities.

— Livy

I think there's something about traveling in airplanes all the time that's not the healthiest thing in the world for you.

— Robert Osborne

Airplanes have dulled and desensitized us; we are encumbered, like lovers in a suit of armor.

— Paul Theroux

Airplanes are where manners come to die.

— Anonymous