Friends Quote by Cynthia Heimel

Swingers are all from the suburbs and consequently brain-addled by car pools, shopping malls, and welcome wagons.

— Cynthia Heimel

Throughout their lives, women try to pummel their bodies into some phantom ideal shape that exists only with a lot of airbrushing. ... I…

— Cynthia Heimel

Here is Heimel's Law: Anything you fantasize about won't come true. So just cut it out.

— Cynthia Heimel

We have no faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes she has great legs.…

— Cynthia Heimel

The buying of a self-help book is the most desperate of all human acts. It means you've lost your mind completely: You've entrusted your…

— Cynthia Heimel

There is one thing that humans strive for with every cell, every gene, every nerve fiber of our beings. ... More than Mallomars, more…

— Cynthia Heimel

Possessions, for the terminally frightened, bring peace of mind.

— Cynthia Heimel

[On peanut M&Ms:] It is the eggness of them. A shell, chocolate placenta, proteiny peanut baby. Life shape, birth shape, cell shape, protoplasmic-ooze shape.…

— Cynthia Heimel

Men, being conditioned badly, are always feeling nooses closing around their necks, even dumpy boors no girl would take on a bet.

— Cynthia Heimel

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic…

— Cynthia Heimel

In Manhattan, marriage is a trend. Couples kiss over their arugula and radicchio salads. They fondle each other's genitals while devouring their pasta puttanesca.…

— Cynthia Heimel

The moment you decide that you're a grownup now, and therefore must put away foolish things like staying out all night or cruising down…

— Cynthia Heimel