"And if doctor says that you don't have……" — Cybill Shepherd

More Constipation Quotes

This quote is filed under Constipation Quotes, one of 12 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

• Every reader should ask himself periodically “Toward what end, toward what end?”—but do not ask it too often lest you… — Alan Perlis
• If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the… — James Lileks
• I've had it with you and your emotional constipation! — Washington Irving
• Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation! — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
• Constipation was one of the things she hated most in the world, on par with despicable men who commit domestic… — Haruki Murakami
• Life is like constipation... its gonna hurt but you just gotta keep pushing — Devin_eich
• Life is like constipation. Its gonna hurt but you gotta keep pushing. — Devin_eich
• Thats why I give it to him give it to him with no hesitation. You a coward I push your… — Papoose
• Unrelieved stress influences approximately every task of the body, reasoning insomnia, elevated blood pressure, constipation, sadness as well as a… — Unknown Author
• I would have never thought gas, constipation, morning sickness,abdomen pain, getting fat and somebody kicking you all the time could… — Unknown Author
• Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML — Sheryne Brooks

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