Doctor Says Quotes
20 Doctor Says quotes by 17 unique authors
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The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says: It's a girl.
— Shirley Chisholm
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And if doctor says that you don't have IBS with constipation, you might want to get a second opinion, because I had doctors that were…
— Cybill Shepherd
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The planet has a fever. If your baby has a fever, you go to the doctor. If the doctor says you need to intervene here,…
— Al Gore
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A Johns Hopkins doctor says that 'we do not know why it is that the worriers die sooner than the non-worriers, but that is a…
— E. Stanley Jones
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My doctor says, 'You've got one of the hardest ones to treat because it's not bipolar, it's not up and down, you're always just about…
— Trent Reznor
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The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The…
— Henny Youngman
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The…
— Tommy Cooper
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Healthcare should be between the doctor and the patient. And if the doctor says something needs to be done, the government should guarantee it gets…
— Michael Moore
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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving…
— Douglas Adams
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This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why don’t you turn…
— Woody Allen
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The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.
— Steven Wright
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Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world…
— Alan Moore
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You know, honey, Natalie's expecting her second." I arched my eyebrows at my mother, not following the change of subject. "Second what? Mortgage? Conviction? Chance…
— Rachel Vincent
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What? My head doctor says I'm not supposed to censor my thoughts. It's part of my therapy.
— Suzanne Collins
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Peeta and I had adjoining cells in the Capitol. We're very familiar with each other's screams.” Annie, who's on Johanna's other side, does that thing…
— Suzanne Collins
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Good news!" she chirped. "The doctor says this time it's triplets!
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There is only 1 options left: ICU
— Kand3n
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Don't Take It Seriously * When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.
— Nikhil Saluja
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My doctor says I should drink 8 glasses of water a day. I wonder how many beers is that equivalent to.
— Nikhil Saluja
Who Wrote These Doctor Says Quotes
17 authors contributed a total of 20 Doctor Says Quotes as follows: