Doctor Says Quotes

20 Doctor Says quotes by 17 unique authors

• The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says: It's a girl. — Shirley Chisholm
• And if doctor says that you don't have IBS with constipation, you might want to get a second opinion, because I had doctors that were… — Cybill Shepherd
• The planet has a fever. If your baby has a fever, you go to the doctor. If the doctor says you need to intervene here,… — Al Gore
• A Johns Hopkins doctor says that 'we do not know why it is that the worriers die sooner than the non-worriers, but that is a… — E. Stanley Jones
• My doctor says, 'You've got one of the hardest ones to treat because it's not bipolar, it's not up and down, you're always just about… — Trent Reznor
• The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The… — Henny Youngman
• A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The… — Tommy Cooper
• Healthcare should be between the doctor and the patient. And if the doctor says something needs to be done, the government should guarantee it gets… — Michael Moore
• My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving… — Douglas Adams
• This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why don’t you turn… — Woody Allen
• The doctor says he has to amputate all of me. — Steven Wright
• Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world… — Alan Moore
• You know, honey, Natalie's expecting her second." I arched my eyebrows at my mother, not following the change of subject. "Second what? Mortgage? Conviction? Chance… — Rachel Vincent
• What? My head doctor says I'm not supposed to censor my thoughts. It's part of my therapy. — Suzanne Collins
• Peeta and I had adjoining cells in the Capitol. We're very familiar with each other's screams.” Annie, who's on Johanna's other side, does that thing… — Suzanne Collins
• Good news!" she chirped. "The doctor says this time it's triplets! — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
• My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There is only 1 options left: ICU — Kand3n
• Don't Take It Seriously * When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes. — Nikhil Saluja
• My doctor says I should drink 8 glasses of water a day. I wonder how many beers is that equivalent to. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Doctor Says Quotes

17 authors contributed a total of 20 Doctor Says Quotes as follows:

• 2 Doctor Says Quotes by Suzanne Collins
• 2 Doctor Says Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
• 1 Doctor Says Quote by Woody Allen
• 1 Doctor Says Quote by Trent Reznor
• 1 Doctor Says Quote by Tommy Cooper
• 1 Doctor Says Quote by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
• 1 Doctor Says Quote by Steven Wright
• 1 Doctor Says Quote by Shirley Chisholm
• 1 Doctor Says Quote by Rachel Vincent
• 1 Doctor Says Quote by Michael Moore
• 1 Doctor Says Quote by Kand3n
• 1 Doctor Says Quote by Henny Youngman
• 1 Doctor Says Quote by E. Stanley Jones
• 1 Doctor Says Quote by Douglas Adams
• 1 Doctor Says Quote by Cybill Shepherd
• 1 Doctor Says Quote by Alan Moore
• 1 Doctor Says Quote by Al Gore