Constipation Quotes

12 quotes by 11 authors

And if doctor says that you don't have IBS with constipation, you might want to get a second opinion, because I had doctors that were… — Cybill Shepherd
Every reader should ask himself periodically â€œToward what end, toward what end?â€â€”but do not ask it too often lest you pass up the fun of… — Alan Perlis
If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems. — James Lileks
I've had it with you and your emotional constipation! — Washington Irving
Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation! — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Constipation was one of the things she hated most in the world, on par with despicable men who commit domestic violence and narrow-minded religious fundamentalists. — Haruki Murakami
Life is like constipation... its gonna hurt but you just gotta keep pushing — Devin_eich
Life is like constipation. Its gonna hurt but you gotta keep pushing. — Devin_eich
Thats why I give it to him give it to him with no hesitation. You a coward I push your sh*t back like constipation. — Papoose
Unrelieved stress influences approximately every task of the body, reasoning insomnia, elevated blood pressure, constipation, sadness as well as a variety of anxiety-driven aches along… — Pamela Peeke
I would have never thought gas, constipation, morning sickness,abdomen pain, getting fat and somebody kicking you all the time could be so amazing until I… — Taneisha Kennedy
Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML — Sheryne Brooks

Who Wrote These Constipation Quotes

11 authors contributed a total of 12 Constipation Quotes as follows: