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• And if doctor says that you don't have IBS with constipation, you might want to get a second opinion, because I had… — Cybill Shepherd
• Every reader should ask himself periodically “Toward what end, toward what end?”—but do not ask it too often lest you pass up… — Alan Perlis
• If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of… — James Lileks
• I've had it with you and your emotional constipation! — Washington Irving
• Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation! — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
• Constipation was one of the things she hated most in the world, on par with despicable men who commit domestic violence and… — Haruki Murakami
• Life is like constipation... its gonna hurt but you just gotta keep pushing — Devin_eich
• Life is like constipation. Its gonna hurt but you gotta keep pushing. — Devin_eich

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