Funny as hell Quote by Crystal:P Download Open image “I smell something fishy.....” — Crystal:P ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny as hell
“There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!” — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“Fresh Fish High-quality fresh fish has firm, elastic flesh with a smooth, slippery slime and shiny surface. The eyes should be bulging and clear,… — Ruby Parker Puckett Copy Share Image
When you're buying your whole fish, check that the eyes are clear and gills are a bright red colour and that there is no… — Monica Galetti Copy Share Image
Something smells fishy and they say it's you, all I know is that you made it with the whole damn crew. — LL Cool J Copy Share Image
My friend Ed Begley goes fishing. It's a little smelly to me, I don't like it so much. I like to eat fish, but… — Jeff Goldblum Copy Share Image
I may be smelly and I may be old, Rough in my pebbles, reedy in my pools, But where my fish float by I… — Stevie Smith Copy Share Image
The fish, Even in the fisherman's net, Still carries, The smell of the sea. — Mourid Barghouti Copy Share Image
This is for my best friend James, I know things maybe not going your way but heyy I am here for you, I'll be… — Crystal:P Copy Share Image
If I fall asleep texting you, it's because I didn't want to say goodnight. — Crystal:P Copy Share Image
Every minute I spend with you is like being in heaven and looking in an angel's eyes. — Crystal:P Copy Share Image
Yesterday is gone. today is okay. tomorrow will be better, for with you I get to spend my day — Crystal:P Copy Share Image
“Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend. "Thinking about you and Moira's underwear.” — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
“Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day… — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“This...this...thing?" "A parsnip?" Jem suggested "A parsnip planted in satan's own garden," said Will. He glanced about. "I dont suppose there's a dog I… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“It didn’t take him thirty seconds to have a swig of vodka and a hefty sniff before his hands were as steady as a… — Matthew Bracey Copy Share Image
“Its a good thing I'm here, big guy, because you have shit taste in friends." Okay, I said the last part intentionally, knowing how… — Cardeno C Copy Share Image
“What do you have to say for yourself, boy?" Cgerise "Sorry, Ma, I'm a sexy demon magnet?" Nick "Cherise!" Bubba "Don't you even take… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“So," V'Aidan said as she thumped a cantaloupe, "what are you listening for?" She held it up to his ear and thumped. "This one… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Sorry. My friends didn't mention certain....details about you and you just wouldn't believe how nutty some people are. Just last week, I had a… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“I'm going to take a wild guess here and say the hard-on you've been sporting all afternoon is not on account of Mr. Nicholson… — Elle Aycart Copy Share Image
“If life is unfair with everyone, doesn’t that make life fair” — Thabang Gideon Magaola Copy Share Image
“Cabal. Cabal. Cabal. I summon you to me. Now." Simi and Kody exchanged a look that said he was as crazy as he suddenly… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
