Parenting Quote by Courtney Cole

“Why is it so difficult for me to take my eyes off from an anomaly I have spotted? It’s embarrassing. Like the time my…

— J. Max Cromwell

“The next time I open my eyes, I’m on the floor, on my back, staring at the water-stained ceiling of The Horny Goat. And…

— Emma Chase

“He wants awfully to be inside staring out: anybody with their nose pressed against a glass is liable to look stupid.”

— Truman Capote

“I know they say that a stiff dick has no conscience, but I tell you now that some cunts have teeth...”

— Stephen King

“Do you ever hear from your dad?’ I ask. ‘Uh-uh. Mum said they had the biggest fight before he left. She was sixteen and…

— Cath Crowley

“glass front doors. I splayed my five fingers wide to intentionally leave a handprint on the spotless door. “You missed a spot.” “Asshole.” “And…

— Vi Keeland

“I can't answer the door with Sharpie on my face!”

— John Green

“Sometimes i wonder if my father Ever looked in my baby blue eyes and asked himself "did i just farher the most insignificant asswhole…

— Wesly gibson

“Behind the door lies the question: Have you ever heard of a thing called knocking?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Oh, Grandmother, what terribly big teeth you have!”

— Marissa Meyer

“When an answer finally comes to me, I know I've completely lost all my wits - or as my mama used to tell my…

— Brandy Nacole

“Budge stomps into the room. “Do you know you have a blob of brown stuff on your nose?” “My life is in the crapper.”…

— Jenny B. Jones