Crazy Quote by Cormac McCarthy

“The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say. About anything.”

— Patrick Ness

“a dog would be comfortably companionable and an uncomplicated distraction from the inside of his own head, and that one could safely say, out…

— Joanna Trollope

“I wondered if having conversations with your dog was less crazy than babbling to yourself when no one else was around. I guess it…

— Deb Baker

“I'm a dog, and because you humans are much less rational beasts than I, you're telling yourselves, 'Dogs don't talk.' Nethertheless, you seem to…

— Orhan Pamuk

Everyone talks to their dog, and then in your mind the dog talks back. A talking dog can provide the words that a stunted…

— Mike Mills

“If you live with dogs, you'll never run out of things to write about.”

— Sharon Delarose

“Dogs are not our playthings. They are sentient beings with their own opinions and feelings. We expect them to fit into our lives, for…

— Beverley Courtney

“Learn to listen! I beg of you. Pretend you are a dog like me and listen to other people rather than steal their stories.”

— Garth Stein

“A dog’s life is a speeded-up version of your own. After a while, you can hardly bear to be a witness.”

— Joyce Carol Oates

“Some may call you crazy if you try to reason with a dog. It is with desperate attempts that you hope they understand you.…

— Elizabeth Parker

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.

— Karel Capek

“Anyone can learn how to communicate with animals if they are open to the process and willing to practice.”

— Karen A Anderson