Breckin Quote by Colleen Hoover

“On the other hand, we are not given a Book of Mormon for some time, just when Christopher had begun to feel insulted. It…

— Liz Stephens

“He's not recruiting me to the oiled-up Gay Bliss Club of Northern Utah, but to the LDS Church.”

— Christina Lauren

“I played along, spent the next two hours searching for Mormon men who are attractive, employed, educated, no more than two inches shorter than…

— Nicole hardy

“We should gather all the good and true principles in the world and treasure them up, or we shall not come out true Mormons.”

— Joseph Smith

“Can you just tell them we don’t need Jesus, Girl Scout cookies, or whatever the Mormons worship, and let me lie here in peace?”

— Lish McBride

“it always annoyed him when people implied you had to have a religion in order to hold to any standards of behavior.”

— Anne Tyler

“Holder: "I thought Mormon's weren't allowed to have caffeine?" Breckin: "I decided to break that rule the morning I woke up gay.”

— Colleen Hoover

“Isn't a gay Mormon like an oxymoron?' 'Do I look like an oxymoron to you?' 'An oxymormon.”

— David Ebershoff

“You can't say asses in church unless you are speaking of donkeys.”

— Allan Dare Pearce

“It is astonishingly satisfying to look at him and think Closet Case, and know he can read my mind as he looks away flushed.…

— Augusten Burroughs

“At this moment the President is beginning to speak in New Orleans and the Vice-President is mounting the platform at NASA a few miles…

— Walker Percy

“Shit,' Vina scoffed. 'That boy is every woman's type. I could rent him out to the Mormons so they don't have to electrocute their…

— Aimee Love