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Christmas Quote by Cleveland Amory

“You won't find the word happy in any self-respecting grumbler's dictionary, no matter it's Christmas Eve or the any other day.” quote by Cleveland Amory — Download Open image

““You won't find the word happy in any self-respecting grumbler's dictionary, no matter it's Christmas Eve or the any other day.””

Cleveland Amory

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