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It's really hard on the poor Skid Row bums. They are getting the shock of their lives. There they are, lying peacefully in the…

— Nicholas Hammond

Crawling on your knees toward it

— MGMT

The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When…

— Theodore Roosevelt

I've weirdly always got to show my bottom. For some reason my bum always comes out and it's not always written in the script.

— Jonathan Bailey

I'm the one with the non-existent bum

— Lady Sovereign

As a footballer I can't imagine life without the use of one of my legs... Sadly this is exactly what happens to thousands of…

— Ryan Giggs

A careful foot can step anywhere.

— Chinese Proverb

That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after you trip over it.

— Anonymous

I've got a flat bum and I'm just going to have to embrace it.

— Maura Higgins

I trip over my legs all the time. I'll wave to somebody, look up, and end up eating pavement.

— Maggie Grace

Just scratched my butthole with the corner of the couch and now I know exactly how the dude felt when he invented the wheel.

— Nikhil Saluja

Kim Kardashian sat down across from me and her butt takes up a seat and a half. In a very good way.

— Josh Hutcherson