Quote by Chunky

My dicks hard, your bitch is easy

— Wiz Khalifia

My dick is so hard I can't fuck you! O shit I already am!!!

— Anonymous

My penis is hard so I fixed it

— The Wee Wee

I get a hard dick from this shit, now I stick it in.

— Eminem

I'm very hard on myself.

— Anonymous

Suck my cockiness, lick my persuasion.

— Rihanna

I'm easy to please and hard to satisfy.

— Clint Hurdle

You're a DB and you suck cocks too much.

— Chad Ochocinco

I'm hard on myself.

— Mike Daniels

Ladies, God created you to make my dick hard, not my life...

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm a bit hard on myself.

— Sofia Kenin

I am a hard-working girl.

— Mayawati