Inspirational Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

“packet of new toothbrushes because there’s the familiar sound of him brushing his teeth. He taps it on the side of the porcelain when…

— Deborah Reed

“Don't you dare throw out my toothbrush.”

— Kalayna Price

“According to the schedule, the entire block from 8:00 to 8:30 has been labeled BRUSH YOUR TEETH. Earl laughs again and walks over to…

— Jonathan Nolan

“Maybe he ran afoul of his own toothbrush when he was a growing boy. Next”

— Victoria Aveyard

“He quite liked dentists’ waiting rooms. Waiting for dentists was good. Waiting for them was so much better than having them stick metal spikes…

— Jackson Radcliffe

That one mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody uses...

— Anonymous

“A vibrating toothbrush is one hygienic marvel of a sex toy. The next time I want to make love, I’ll make a dentist appointment.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Turn off the tap when brushing your teeth.”

— H. Jackson Brown Jr

“I just got around to brushing my teeth today, and now my asshole smells minty fresh.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Always keep your mouth closed when cleaning the toilet.”

— Richard J Bell

“I just took a shit that smelled like a dentist’s office. Open your mouth.”

— Jarod Kintz

It is the old battle, between those who use a toothbrush and those who don't.

— Lady Gregory