Oulipo Quote by Christian Bök

“Not far from this village, perhaps about two miles, there is a little valley or rather lap of land among high hills, which is…

— Washington Irving

“A rooster crowing in a doorway means visitors are coming. An old Scottish superstition. The”

— Martha Conway

“That'll do, Pig. That'll do. -Farmer Hogget”

— Dick King-Smith

“Why Scottish people would bother to live on rainy yet rocky land with all of your bagpipes, tartan kilts and shortbreads?”.”

— Andre Mokalu

There is something so quiet and so industrious, something so Viking about the Scots.

— Joanna Lumley

“magpies, jays, sparrowhawks, kestrels, all”

— Monty Don

“Said the reeve to the maid who was fresh to the farm 'Let me show you the beasts of the yard!' Here's a cow…

— Scott Lynch

“Because half a dozen grasshoppers under a fern make the field ring with their importunate chink, whilst thousands of great cattle, reposed beneath the…

— Edmund Burke

They were evidently small men, all wind and quibbles, flinging out their chuffy grain to us with far less interest than a farm-wife feels…

— D. H. Lawrence

“Look! You look, Mr Stone Eagle!' I shout down the telephone. 'This one's big time. This one's different. Do you know where the people…

— Alastair McIntosh

“Said the reeve to the maid who was fresh to the farm Let me show you the beasts of the yard! Here's a cow…

— Scott Lynch

“Where does Chicken Tikka Masala come from? Glasgow.”

— John Lloyd