Cold comfort farm Quote by Charles stross

“...responsible, stylish, adventuresome, sometimes silly, comfortable, and difficult subsistence. That's what milking the cow's all about!”

— Lynn Miller

“yet do I fear thy nature; It is too full o' the milk of human kindness To catch the nearest way:”

— William Shakespeare

“Very few things escape my attention in the springlands—even the plucking of a flower.” I looked at the cowslip guiltily.”

— Margaret Rogerson

“Only the good die young'- especially when they're milk fed”

— Josh Stern

“I'm not asking you to buy the milk, O'Flaherty, I just want you to grope the cow.”

— Abigail Roux

“Only cowards never tire of cowering. I try to milk the cower for all it’s worth.”

— Jarod Kintz

“But when I say 'cow', don’t go running away with the idea of some decent, self-respecting cudster such as you may observe loading grass…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“My rural erection didn’t impress the people in town, but I did have all the dairy farmers lining up to try to milk it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“They're going to drown me in milk--what a waste of good baby-food!”

— William Moulton Marston

“Food is the best substitute for everything, because it does not put up any resistance, but surrenders instantly.”

— Jessica Zafra

“We are sheep surrounded by green pastures, but we will not eat. We seem to have no appetite for the Word of God.”

— James M. Rasbeary

“Adversity's sweet milk, philosophy, to comfort thee, though thou art banished.”

— William Shakespeare