Adventure Quote by Cecily Strong

Hillary Clinton ran the "Bimbo Eruptions Unit" with a woman named Betsey Wright. And in so doing, she preserved the Democrat Party, because she…

— Rush Limbaugh

Anderson [Cooper]!Hillary Clinton is running as the first female president who has a sitting president and first lady much more popular than she will…

— Anderson Cooper

I think the fact that they all served under her as a president is a strong pull. Here's a perfect example: George Stephanopoulos. He…

— David Mandel

Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is expected to announce tomorrow that he is running for president, making him Hillary Clinton's only Democratic challenger so far.…

— Jimmy Fallon

So to Hillary Clinton, Liz Cheney, Christine Quinn, Susana Martinez, Meg Whitman, Sheryl Sandberg, Carly Fiorina and every other woman out there who has…

— Nicolle Wallace

Hillary [Clinton] had all these A-listers, well, look at this parade of losers that did that video encouraging electors to not vote for [Donald]…

— Rush Limbaugh

Hillary had never run for office before, but she decided to give it a try. She began her campaign the way she always does…

— William J. Clinton

Jennifer Palmieri and Joel Benenson and all these people on Hillary's [Clinton] side just can't come to grips with the fact that they lost.

— Rush Limbaugh

If you look at that 2008 Democratic primary, there was no more formidable, unstoppable candidate - other than an incumbent President - in modern…

— Ted Cruz

The number of American presidential candidates varies with the sunspot cycle and the phases of the moon. Being a Republican, I'm backing Hillary Clinton.…

— P. J. O'Rourke

What Hillary Clinton is known for is the bimbo eruptions unit. What she is known for - and the reason that she has been…

— Rush Limbaugh

Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of…

— David Letterman