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• Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
• When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
• We don't stop going to school when we graduate.
• Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
• Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief.
• Comedy is tragedy plus time.
• It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers.…
• Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
• Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
• I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same.…
• But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether…
• I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again…

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