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- How do you summon up courage to dismiss a cat who is paying you a compliment of sitting on your lap? — Derek Tangye
- You can pray until you faint, but unless you get up and try to do something, God is not going to put… — Fannie Lou Hamer
- Don't wait till you're older, or in some better job than you have now. Don't wait for anything. Don't wait till some… — Ira Glass
- Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. — Doug Larson
- Customers should complain more. You know, food's expensive nowadays. And these sommeliers come along with their thousand-page wine list and practically throw… — Gordon Ramsay
- If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like… — Jack Handey
- Everyone thinks something like 'The Hills' just falls into your lap. It's not true. You have to work for everything. — Brody Jenner
- When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad. — Kristan Higgins