Your Lap Quotes

56 quotes by 52 authors

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. — Doug Larson
How do you summon up courage to dismiss a cat who is paying you a compliment of sitting on your lap? — Derek Tangye
Customers should complain more. You know, food's expensive nowadays. And these sommeliers come along with their thousand-page wine list and practically throw it in your… — Gordon Ramsay
If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it,… — Jack Handey
Everyone thinks something like 'The Hills' just falls into your lap. It's not true. You have to work for everything. — Brody Jenner
When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad. — Kristan Higgins
You can pray until you faint, but unless you get up and try to do something, God is not going to put it in your… — Fannie Lou Hamer
Cats, I always think, only jump into your lap to check if you are cold enough, yet, to eat. — Anne Enright
...every once in a while it seems like the cosmos part and something great plops into your lap, that's how it was with "Hotel California"..… — Don Felder
I believe in destiny. But I also believe that you canâ€™t just sit back and let destiny happen. A lot of times, an opportunity might… — Spike Lee
Don't wait till you're older, or in some better job than you have now. Don't wait for anything. Don't wait till some magical...idea drops into… — Ira Glass
It's all about the work. Nothing is going to fall into your lap. — Russell Simmons
It's all about the work. Nothing is going to fall into your lap. If you want to be a lawyer, see yourself as a lawyer,… — Russell Simmons
To think, "I am a sinner, oh Father, save me," is a defective approach! You should say, "I am your son, I am your daughter,… — Prabhat Ranjan Sarkar
Dose it ever amaze and delight you that of all the places in the world - cold grassy nests under hedgerows, warm patches of sun… — Nevada Barr
You can't plan to write a great song. It just happens to you. It drops in your lap. It's the same thing with a woman. — Neil Diamond
When I say "dogs", I'm talking about dogs, which are large, bounding, salivating animals, usually with bad breath. I am not talking about those little… — Dave Barry
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. — Kevin James
I wrote six pilots, none of which ever got picked up. When you stop trying, it then it falls in your lap. — George R. R. Martin
The best feeling in the world is when your child comes up to you and lays their head in your lap, for no other reason… — Marlee Matlin

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