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- Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. — Ambrose Bierce
- I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat,… — Elayne Boosler
- When you have children, your house smells very unpleasant all the time. — Jo Brand
- Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster. — Sandra Bullock
- May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. — George Carlin
- Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for… — P.J. O'Rourke
- You know, the bigger you get and the more success you have, the more people you can fill your house with to… — Lara Flynn Boyle
- It's not what you get out of life that counts. Break your mirrors! In our society that is so self-absorbed, begin to… — Arnold Schwarzenegger
- The ability to rebound is in inverse proportion to the distance your house is from the nearest railroad tracks. — Don Meyer
- I'm of the mind that life is a risk. Every time you leave your house it's a risk, and I see no… — Thomas Jane
- Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your… — Maria Bamford
- That's what makes it so fun to be on a team. You're sitting at your house, thinking up this wild, crazy stuff… — Bill Walton