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- A girls mouth is like a couch, once your dick gets in it, it becomes real fucking cumfy. — Nikhil Saluja
- Guys: wanna make your woman feel speechless? Shove your dick in her mouth mid-sentence. — Nikhil Saluja
- The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat. — Nikhil Saluja
- Not sure if you should cheat on your wife with the hot chick from work? Let your dick make the decision for… — Nikhil Saluja
- Not trying to be rude, but your dick gets less action then a white crayon. — Cuts And Scars
- Shut Up. I Wear Heels Bigger Than Your Dick. — Cuts And Scars
- Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it. — Cuts And Scars
- I should've known you were lying when you said you loved me, just like you should've known I was lying about your… — Patience
- I swear if I see you again I will cut your dick off. — Patience
- If you don't like me cut your dick and fuck yourself — Katleho
- Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs, The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up with, Don't even… — Dr. Dre
- Biggie Smalls is the wickedest Niggaz say I'm pussy? I dare you to stick your dick in this If I was pussy… — Biggie Smalls