Your Dick Quotes

40 quotes by 29 authors

A girls mouth is like a couch, once your dick gets in it, it becomes real fucking cumfy. — Nikhil Saluja
Guys: wanna make your woman feel speechless? Shove your dick in her mouth mid-sentence. — Nikhil Saluja
The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat. — Nikhil Saluja
Not sure if you should cheat on your wife with the hot chick from work? Let your dick make the decision for you. — Nikhil Saluja
Not trying to be rude, but your dick gets less action then a white crayon. — Cuts And Scars
Shut Up. I Wear Heels Bigger Than Your Dick. — Cuts And Scars
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it. — Cuts And Scars
I should've known you were lying when you said you loved me, just like you should've known I was lying about your dick being big. — Patience
I swear if I see you again I will cut your dick off. — Patience
If you don't like me cut your dick and fuck yourself — Katleho
Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs, The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up with, Don't even respect your ass,… — Dr Dre
Biggie Smalls is the wickedest Niggaz say I'm pussy? I dare you to stick your dick in this If I was pussy I'd be filled… — Biggie Smalls
Now how can you tell a nigga how to get his mother fucking ends right, and get his motherfuckin game tight? You needs to stop… — Pimp C
Taylor Gang or take a bite out of your hot pocket straight out of the microwave in the nude and have some cheese drip onto… — Taylor Gang
Your dick is like a joint; fuckin pinner! — Geedika
Lucy: Chuck! If I catch you taking pictures of your dick one more time I'm taking that thing away. — No Strings Attached (Movie)
The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick , because her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life — Drake
Your dick gets less action than a broom in a swiffer household. — HamsterNuts
Your dick gets less action than Michael Jackson at a retirement home. — HamsterNuts
By The way homie what's gangster to you? (Money, Dope and alcohol and plenty bitches all up on your dick.) I Got that ! — Tech N9ne

Who Wrote These Your Dick Quotes

29 authors contributed a total of 40 Your Dick Quotes, led by these top contributors: