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- A girls mouth is like a couch, once your dick gets in it, it becomes real fucking cumfy. — Nikhil Saluja
- Guys: wanna make your woman feel speechless? Shove your dick in her mouth mid-sentence. — Nikhil Saluja
- The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat. — Nikhil Saluja
- Not sure if you should cheat on your wife with the hot chick from work? Let your dick make the decision for… — Nikhil Saluja
- Not trying to be rude, but your dick gets less action then a white crayon. — Cuts And Scars
- Shut Up. I Wear Heels Bigger Than Your Dick. — Cuts And Scars
- Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it. — Cuts And Scars
- I should've known you were lying when you said you loved me, just like you should've known I was lying about your… — Patience