Your Car Quotes

182 Your Car quotes by 149 unique authors

If your hoe get fuck. You can blame it on da Bay. If your car get took. You can blame it on da Bay. If… — Lil Wyte
Let's go take a ride in your car. I will take the passenger seat. Baby, we don't have to go far. Unless you wanna show. — Afrojack
Told you I think I'm done acting, I'm more in touch with the music. You said either way I'll be a star, I could go… — Drake
Q: Why are hurricans given female names? A: when they come they come fast and wild; and when they live they take away your car,house… — Unkown
At my age getting lucky is finding your car in the parking lot. — Jay Bui
That awkward moment when someones taking a picture of your car and you walk up like heeeeyyyyyyy...And then no one knows how to react. — Kylie Jenner
Essence of India and other countries! Other countries in the cleaning crew comes to your car and just pay at the time of India's cleaning… — Mak_786
People who read a magazine can look at the picture and go, 'She looks great for over 40!' But guess what? That's not what I… — Courteney Cox
I think it's much harder in New York. There are paparazzi on bicycles, which is a new thing. You can't really speed away in your… — Michelle Trachtenberg
You might be a redneck if...your home has more miles on it than your car. — Jeff Foxworthy
On the floors, ceilings, the safe, bitch, I got all you envy but dont offend, Im skinny, but still Im too big for a Bentley.… — Unknown Author
Water is clear as day.... So is the lie your child just told before leaving in your car......ER — Eddie Rothschild
If you get a ticket, you can go to traffic school, and they make you watch movies for like eight hours: head-on collisions, mannequins flying… — Robert Schimmel
What is sexy? Sexy is standing in the rain pushing her up against the hood of your car with the intent to never stop. What… — Amanda
I dare you to go outside and throw a rock at your car and yell, Like a good neighbor State Farm is there! — Jeremy G
Yes, your car does indeed suck. — Unknown Author
We were doing great! Til' we fell apart again....just know where ever you are near or far in your house or in your car wherever… — Jeremy G
I meet people all the time. Who don't? Don't be shy I'll dance with you, I'll take you to the nearest bar, I'll walk you… — Kevin McCarty
Sometimes life is just about rolling down the windows in your car..blasting your favorite song..and forgetting the world for a while! — Nishan Panwar
Money is money.Whether it's a euro or a dollar it's money.Without money you can't not do anything. If you have no money you can't pay… — Bryan N De Bruin
That Awkward moment when your jamming out in your car to your favorite song, and then you look over and someone is watching you :) — Kylee
Actually the right way to cultivate the habit of acting with commitment and strengthen it is by starting with small things. Whether you just drink… — T Joseph Benziger
I'm the asshole who parks the shopping cart right next to your car in the parking lot. — Nikhil Saluja
If you park next to me like an asshole, I'll make sure to open my door like an asshole and ding your car. — Nikhil Saluja
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Who Wrote These Your Car Quotes

149 authors contributed a total of 182 Your Car Quotes, led by these top contributors: