Your Car Quotes

182 Your Car quotes by 149 unique authors

On the floors, ceilings, the safe, bitch, I got all you envy but dont offend, Im skinny, but still Im too big for a Bentley.… — Unknown Author
Water is clear as day.... So is the lie your child just told before leaving in your car......ER — Eddie Rothschild
If you get a ticket, you can go to traffic school, and they make you watch movies for like eight hours: head-on collisions, mannequins flying… — Robert Schimmel
What is sexy? Sexy is standing in the rain pushing her up against the hood of your car with the intent to never stop. What… — Amanda
I dare you to go outside and throw a rock at your car and yell, Like a good neighbor State Farm is there! — Jeremy G
Yes, your car does indeed suck. — Unknown Author
We were doing great! Til' we fell apart again....just know where ever you are near or far in your house or in your car wherever… — Jeremy G
I meet people all the time. Who don't? Don't be shy I'll dance with you, I'll take you to the nearest bar, I'll walk you… — Kevin McCarty
Sometimes life is just about rolling down the windows in your car..blasting your favorite song..and forgetting the world for a while! — Nishan Panwar
Money is money.Whether it's a euro or a dollar it's money.Without money you can't not do anything. If you have no money you can't pay… — Bryan N De Bruin
That Awkward moment when your jamming out in your car to your favorite song, and then you look over and someone is watching you :) — Kylee
Actually the right way to cultivate the habit of acting with commitment and strengthen it is by starting with small things. Whether you just drink… — T Joseph Benziger
I'm the asshole who parks the shopping cart right next to your car in the parking lot. — Nikhil Saluja
If you park next to me like an asshole, I'll make sure to open my door like an asshole and ding your car. — Nikhil Saluja
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I hate when police stop me and say stupid things like you're speeding and there is a hand hanging out the trunk of your car. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Your Car Quotes

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