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• The beard must not be plucked. 'You will not deface the figure of your beard'. — Cyprian
• First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants. — Si Robertson
• Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you? — Prince Philip
• The establishment irritates you - pull your beard, flick your face - to make you fight because once they've got you violent… — John Lennon
• Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator. — Simon Cowell
• The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress. — Ashton Kutcher
• Not for a moment, beautiful aged Walt Whitman, have I failed to see your beard full of butterflies. — Federico Garcia Lorca
• If you mean you think it is my job to go into the secret passage first, O Thorin Thrain’s son Oakenshield, may… — J.R.R. Tolkien
• Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away. — Louise Rennison
• It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, your beard’s stupid.” “Isn’t this fun?” Skulduggery said brightly. “The three of us getting along… — Derek Landy
• Don't dip your beard in the foam, Father!" They cried to Thorin. "It is long enough without watering it! — J.R.R. Tolkien
• And your beard is so...twisted. -Jasmine — Disney Princess

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