Your Beard Quotes
13 quotes by 12 authors
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The beard must not be plucked. 'You will not deface the figure of your beard'.
— Cyprian
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First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
— Si Robertson
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Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?
— Prince Philip
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The establishment irritates you - pull your beard, flick your face - to make you fight because once they've got you violent they know how…
— John Lennon
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Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
— Simon Cowell
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The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.
— Ashton Kutcher
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Not for a moment, beautiful aged Walt Whitman, have I failed to see your beard full of butterflies.
— Federico Garcia Lorca
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If you mean you think it is my job to go into the secret passage first, O Thorin Thrain’s son Oakenshield, may your beard grow…
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.
— Louise Rennison
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It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, your beard’s stupid.†“Isn’t this fun?†Skulduggery said brightly. “The three of us getting along so well.
— Derek Landy
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Don't dip your beard in the foam, Father!" They cried to Thorin. "It is long enough without watering it!
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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And your beard is so...twisted. -Jasmine
— Disney Princess
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Top 10 Things to do at the Mall 10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream MY SHOELACES! AAAGH! 9. At the stylist, ask to…
— Nate
Who Wrote These Your Beard Quotes
12 authors contributed a total of 13 Your Beard Quotes as follows: