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Your Quotes by Jo Brand
- I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't.
- I believe that if your brain has to get to grips with complicated words, then you won't get Alzheimer's. I'm sure it's not true, but…
- I have such admiration for single mothers. I simply don't comprehend how you'd cope with that intensity, the lack of breaks, ever, on your own.
- I think it's difficult, if you're a quite private person like I am, to write about your life very intimately.
- When you have children, your house smells very unpleasant all the time.
- People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter…
- I think my comedy, the put-downs I do to hecklers, are the accumulated bitterness of years of people feeling that it's perfectly acceptable to make…
- I'm just trying to spread the word and upturn the myth that actually you should be resting after cancer treatment. You shouldn't; you should be…
- If you're a fat person - and especially if you're a woman - at all stages of your life you'll get abuse for it, so…
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- If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. — Pietro Aretino
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress and to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must travel in… — Aristophanes
- Bring your desires down to your present means. Increase them only when your increased means permit. — Aristotle
- I think in the case of horror, it's a chance to confront a lot of your worse fears and those fears usually… — Adam Arkin
- To create something exceptional, your mindset must be relentlessly focused on the smallest detail. — Giorgio Armani
- It's our hearts and brains that we should exercise more often. You can put on all the makeup you want, but it… — Kevyn Aucoin
- You can't put your feet on the ground until you've touched the sky. — Paul Auster
- Ask yourself the secret of your success. Listen to your answer, and practice it. — Richard Bach
- It is by not always thinking of yourself, if you can manage it, that you might somehow be happy. Until you make… — Richard Bach