You Know Why Quotes

254 You Know Why quotes by 209 unique authors

Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other... — Jimmy Carr
You know why conductors live so long? Because we perspire so much. — John Barbirolli
I remember my dad asking me one time, and it's something that has always stuck with me: 'Why not you, Russ?' You know, why not… — Russell Wilson
You love tenderly and warmly, but your love is like friendship. That's why you have good friends, you're sociable, sympathetic toward people. Until this dissatisfaction… — Christa Wolf
They're called in the Scripture the Beatitudes. You know why they're called the Beatitudes without being prestigious? Because they should be the attitudes of every… — Leonard Ravenhill
You know why the road curves as you're driving along? It curves because if God showed us the distance from where we are to where… — Iyanla Vanzant
Do you know why I have credibility? Because I don't exude morality. — Bob Hawke
Do you know why they call a drummer's seat a throne? Because drummers are kings and queens. — Ed Thigpen
Let me get a sip of water here...you figure this stuff is safe to drink? Actually, I don't care, I drink it anyway. You know… — George Carlin
As you identify less and less with the “me”, you will be more at ease with everybody and with everything. Do you know why? Because… — Anthony de Mello
Do you know why God wants you rich? So you can do more. The wealthier you become, the more responsible you are to God. — Jerry Savelle
I mean its an obsession, you follow the obsession but at the same time you have so many doubts, you know. Why am I wasting… — Alex Webb
Oh! Moon of Alabama We now must say good-bye We've lost our good old mama And must have whiskey Oh, you know why! — Bertolt Brecht
If someone told me it wasn't "fashionable" to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye and say,… — Jack Handey
I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun… — Jack Handey
I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but… — Jack Handey
You know why dogs have no money? No pockets. 'Cause they see change on the street all the time and it's driving them crazy. When… — Jerry Seinfeld
The more separated we become from the Earth, the more hostile we become to the feminine. We disown our passion, our creativity, and our sexuality.… — Alberto Villoldo
The Good Lord Bird don't run in a flock. He Flies alone. You know why? He's searching. Looking for the right tree. And when he… — James McBride
Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader. — Christopher Titus
You know why the game of golf is popular? Very easy, it's a great game. — Bernhard Langer
I love Fidel Castro, I respect Fidel Castro, you know why? A lot of people have wanted to kill Fidel Castro for the last 60… — Ozzie Guillen
President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. You know why? When you're… — Jay Leno
In the East they say suffering is avoidable and not necessary. Life is bliss! You know why? This is because wisdom, yoga and meditation are… — Sri Sri Ravi Shankar
There’s not a better feeling than when you have found that moment of balance and harmony when both running and life come together. Then you… — Joan Benoit

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