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- The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you…
- The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.
- Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.
- I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.
- I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be…
- I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that…
- You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.
- You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want…
- It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us…
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