Yard Quotes

366 quotes by 317 authors

I always had two or three jobs at the same time. I started doing yard work when I was 7 or 8. When I was… — Breaux Greer
I started by hacking around the back yard in Richmond. — Jennifer Wyatt
Today I am sure no one needs to be told that the more birds a yard can support, the fewer insects there will be to… — Thalassa Cruso
The 880-yard heel and toe walk is the closest a man can come to experiencing the panges of childbirth. — Avery Brundage
It was a great place to grow up. There were always kids around in our neighborhood. We had a basketball hoop in the back of… — Eli Manning
Creative action plays with the unknown. But as the child fears the dark... the adult child will be fearful too, faced with the dark world… — Arthur J. Deikman
A cook she certainly was, in the very bone and centre of her soul. Not a....turkey....in the barn-yard but looked grave when they saw her… — Harriet Beecher Stowe
I think O.J. protests too much. Not only did he say he didn't carve the holiday turkey, but he was in the back yard practicing… — David Letterman
I arrived at my hut in Beverly Hills just in time to keep real estate men from plotting off and selling my front yard. They… — Will Rogers
If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house. — Mike Harding
TORONTO -- When Cameron Crowe was flying to the Toronto film festival recently, he walked down the aisle of the plane and studied his fellow… — Cameron Crowe
As far as I'm concerned ... the Universe is a junk yard, with everything overpriced. I am through poking around in the junk heaps, looking… — Kurt Vonnegut
Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. — Robert Frost
I knew we were going to marry someday, but I was absolutely surprised when he actually proposed. And surprised he had bought a ring. I… — Jennifer Garner
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. — Phyllis Diller
If somebody dumps something noxious in my back yard, the dumper is the last one I would call on to repair the damage. — Sylvia Earle
Through the small tall bathroom window the December yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic. — Dave Eggers
Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're important enough to charge money for our garbage.' — Jimmy Fallon
I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of. — Will Ferrell
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive. — W.C. Fields

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