Yard Quotes

366 quotes by 317 authors

At the outbreak of the war it was found very difficult to raise infantry in Texas, as no Texan walks a yard if he can… — Arthur Fremantle
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their ants ate your… — Jack Handey
I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could… — Jack Handey
The process of rating players can be compared to the measurement of the position of a cork bobbing up and down on the surface of… — Arpad Elo
Grissom comes from a place where we know he had a deaf mother, he was raised in a silent household, on some level, had a… — William Petersen
The punches came fast and hard, lying on my back in the school yard. — Neil Young
Jeronimo, my grandfather, swine-herder and story-teller, feeling death about to arrive and take him, went and said goodbye to the trees in the yard, one… — Jose Saramago
You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mine shaft and, on arriving at the bottom, it gets a slight shock and walks away. A… — John B. S. Haldane
Please remember the hundreds of tiny empty stomachs in our communities. Winter is a tough time for birds and other small creatures as food can… — Alex Pacheco
I hope for the experience of people standing together, turning their backs to the city and facing this, and hearing the leaves rustle. Well, maybe… — Michael Arad
You've got 3 minutes to tell the world something. Are you going to talk to them about being wasted in your front yard because you… — Isaac Slade
Each generation has been an education for us in different ways. The first child-with-bloody-nose was rushed to the emergency room. The fifth child-with-bloody-nose was told… — Art Linkletter
Even if you have nothing in your wallet, nothing can keep you from having a great summer. You can listen to crickets sing you to… — Regina Brett
Jerry (Rice) played until he was 42. At 39, I ran a 4.43 40-yard dash. You look at the number of dropped balls and the… — Terrell Owens
I once taught art to adults in a night course. I had a woman who painted her back yard, and she said it was the… — Agnes Martin
To those who have not yet learned the secret of true happiness, begin now to study the little things in your own door yard. — George Washington Carver
I feel like I just returned a 100-yard kickoff in the last two minutes of the Super Bowl to win it all, only to have… — Kobe Bryant
Your least frequent, most extreme exertions will have the greatest influence on your fitness. The peak moments of a workout count far more than the… — Arthur De Vany
We can no longer afford to consider air and water common property, free to be abused by anyone without regard to the consequences. Instead, we… — Richard M. Nixon
If you hate the war, thatâ€™s fine. But you should still support the troops. They donâ€™t get to pick where theyâ€™re deployed. They just gave… — Chris Kyle

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