Yard Quotes

366 quotes by 317 authors

A 'For Sale' sign in your yard during the holidays is like a 'kick me' sign. You are telling buyers you are a distressed seller. — Ray Brown
You could argue that if the average golfer plays a golf course with 430-yard par 4s and they always miss the green, that's good practice.… — Amy Alcott
I loved every minute of my childhood - sunbathing on the fire escape, digging for buried treasure in the back yard, pulling alewives out of… — Jennifer Egan
I passed out in our front yard. But honey, don't turn out the light, cause I think I'm in the mood for love tonight. — Robert Earl Keen
There's a freeway running through the yard. — Tom Petty
Don't want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon grave yard. — Paul Simon
When I die throw my body in the back and drive me to the junk yard in my Cadillac. — Bruce Springsteen
The dugout in the weeds or leaves beneath a backyard willow, the rivulet of a seasonal creek, even the ditch between the front yard and… — Richard Louv
He's bad, bad Leroy Brown, baddest dude in the whole damn town, badder than old King Kong, and meaner than a junk yard dog. — Jim Croce
My daddy served in the army where he lost his right eye, but he flew a flag out in our yard until the day that… — Toby Keith
I got this grave yard woman. — Bob Dylan
They all laughed. I drew their pictures and they asked for copies and I handed them out as if they were my tickets to the… — Pete Hamill
The waiting is the hardest part, every day you get one more yard. You take it on faith, you take it to the heart, the… — Tom Petty
When I was a kid, I would make these incredibly bloody movies in my back yard. I was constantly making weird blood concoctions; Jell-O and… — Fran Kranz
Codi: Gives you the willies, doesn't it? The thought of raising kids in a place where the front yard ends in a two-hundred-foot drop? [referring… — Barbara Kingsolver
They did the Monster Mash, it was a grave yard smash. — Bobby Pickett
There are times when I feel like I'm a traveling minister. I'm trying to go out and get kids to pick-up yard sale instruments and… — Dave Grohl
If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it's good. I'm not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don't cut the… — Tom Waits
A man can gasp out his life beside you-and you feel none of it. Pity, Sympathy, sure-but you don't feel the pain. Your belly is… — Erich Maria Remarque
One metric catches people. We prefer businesses that drown in cash. An example of a different business is construction equipment. You work hard all year… — Charlie Munger

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