Wwe Quotes
679 Wwe quotes by 76 unique authors
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I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought, why stop there? Why not add the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state…
— Kurt Angle
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We don't do anything illegal, we do 'run-ins'
— Unknown Author
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Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick…
— Kurt Angle
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You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking
— Kurt Angle
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Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking... If ya Smell what The Rock's cooking!
— Dwayne Johnson
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Steve, it's OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!
— Vince McMahon
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If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes -…
— Kurt Angle
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If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.
— Jerry Lawler
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
— Jerry Lawler
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Be nice to me or you won't get a future XFL franchise.
— Vince McMahon
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Undertaker, if that is your real name...
— Kurt Angle
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We refer to the TLC Match as totally lacking coolness.
— Unknown Author
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I just wanted to let all our fans know that there is nothing to be alarmed about because our faces are 100% .....Ass Free.
— Unknown Author
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Feast your eyes on the severe massivity of our tag partner.
— Unknown Author
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Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he'll kill you.…
— Dwayne Johnson
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You gotta eat lightning and crap thunder!
— Shane McMahon
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Take a little walk down Know You Role Boulevard, hang that right on Jabroni Drive, and then proceed to check your Aunt Jemima no-pancake-havin' ass…
— Dwayne Johnson
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Matt Hardy's quicker than a hiccup.
— Jim Ross
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If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time.
— Vince McMahon
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It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.
— Jerry Lawler
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Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!
— Jerry Lawler
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McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'
— Stone Cold Steve Austin
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When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.
— Jerry Lawler
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I really like The Dudleyz' new attire. It has that whole Bushwhackers 2000 feel.
— Unknown Author
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Welcome to Anaheim, California, my fellow broken-down, washed-up wrestler.
— Mick Foley
Who Wrote These Wwe Quotes
76 authors contributed a total of 679 Wwe Quotes, led by these top contributors: