Wwe Quotes

679 Wwe quotes by 76 unique authors

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you! — Stone Cold Steve Austin
If you try me, I will make you famous. — The Undertaker
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce. — Bobby Heenan
The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass! — Dwayne Johnson
Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared to tickle the… — Dwayne Johnson
Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly. — Dwayne Johnson
Well, The Rock says this, you should be concerned with fixing yourself a nice, tall glass of shut-up juice! — Dwayne Johnson
With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena. — Dwayne Johnson
The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail-blazin', eyebrow raisin', all around, smack it down People's Champ, The Rock! — Dwayne Johnson
The only thing strong about the French Army is their damn body odor. — Dwayne Johnson
Well, I might take a plane, I might take a train. How do you people live here? You must be insane. I'm leaving Sacramento. Sacramento,… — Dwayne Johnson
In my twisted brain, I truly believe that nobody ever really dies, as long as the people that he or she touched continue to spread… — CM Punk
Right now, I would like complete silence when I'm talking. — CM Punk
He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber. — CM Punk
You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of… — CM Punk
So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria. — CM Punk
YOU HAVE A VAAGGGIINNAAA! — CM Punk
I am the voice of the voiceless. — CM Punk
Drink up, England... I WANT your liver to fail. Smoke up England, I WANT you to die. — CM Punk
It's a good time to be CM Punk right now. — CM Punk
A whole bunch of people told me that if I went to WWE, I'd never make it. But it's like I never heard them. I… — CM Punk
My dad was an alcoholic and my mother...we didn't have any money and I grew up really poor. I watched them spend all of their… — CM Punk
I think it's because I'm real. Inside and outside of the ring, what you see is what you get. I'm CM Punk. I'm not trying… — CM Punk
I'm THE BEST IN THE WORLD! — CM Punk
I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live… — CM Punk

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