Wordplay Quotes
- 1)Take off on/Roll on=woop ass, cuss out Go left=lose your cool, go crazy 2)Peel back= Verbally tear into someone 3)Defecation of Character (wordplay on defamation… — Josh Q
- I think a man's wordplay can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!! — SangFroid Stalker
- A cunning linguist puts his money where his mouth is. — Rock Cowles
- Last year the vet told me my dog was getting old and I should put her down so I started calling her Fat Ass. — Rock Cowles
- Inside every fat person is a thin person struggling to get out. Sometimes as many as two or three. — Rock Cowles
- I antagonize people wherever I go. I think it's a mirth defect. — Rock Cowles
- You can lead a horse to water, but you can't push him in. — Rock Cowles
- If it wasn't for me, I wouldn't have anybody. — Rock Cowles
- My New Year's resolution this New Year was not to make any New Year's resolutions. I already blew it. — Rock Cowles
- I prefer popcorn over cop porn. — Rock Cowles
- How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which? — Rock Cowles
- Having another birthday year after year is getting old. — Rock Cowles
- I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick. — Rock Cowles
- The so-called perfect woman has no place to go but down. (snicker) — Rock Cowles
- I have a T-shirt that says, Plays Well With Self. It suits me (or at least the top half). — Rock Cowles
- How can I tell if someone is pretty on the inside without looking in all of her orifices? — Rock Cowles
- Facebook: more verbicidal maniacs than you can shake a faggot at. — Rock Cowles
- Is Dr. Atkins the Anti-Pasta? — Rock Cowles
- I now have a new reason for living. It is my life's goal to make my girlfriend laugh so hard that she pees out of… — Rock Cowles
- Just Because Im Arrogant Doesn't Mean That Im Not Better Than You! — Rock Cowles
- When all else fails, go back to bed. Repeat as necessary. — Rock Cowles
- It wouldn't be nearly as much fun if everyone walked a mile in my shoes. There'd be like arms and legs, peckers and boobs sticking… — Rock Cowles
- Live wrong and posture. — Rock Cowles
- If women were created from ribs then why do they taste like fish? — Rock Cowles
- You'll make more friends with a blunt rock than with a kind word. Or not. — Rock Cowles