Woke Quotes

594 quotes by 502 authors

On the whole I woke up in the morning and was happy to be alive. — Art Buchwald
My mentality is that when I go to sleep at night, I'm a better martial artist than when I woke up in the morning. — Georges St-Pierre
Im like a man whos been half-asleep all his life, trying to find out what he was like before he woke up. — Daniel Keyes
I woke with a start. At first I assumed I'd trumped myself awake again. — Steve Coogan
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. — Fred Allen
One night I dreamed I was running. When I woke up I forgot I had a limp, so I walked totally normal until I remembered,… — Jason Becker
No high achiever ever woke up in the morning and said â€˜letâ€™s see what happens.â€™ — Dan Miller
Now I know that that is just the phenomena of eating this way. Most all of my letters say I hit a plateau and then… — Suzanne Somers
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in… — Jack Handey
Your worst enemies are made when you ignore people. Those boys in America who shot dead classmates recently, didn't do that because they woke up… — Tori Amos
Brother woke just after midnight and he didn't make a sound, and as he climbed from out of bed with severed rings around his head,… — Radical Face
I was a 21-year-old kid back then and I had my whole career in front of me. We were so close to reaching the World… — Russell Latapy
I woke up this morning and I said to my self, 'Self, I think we need to party today'. — Nick Swisher
I never knew of a Morning in Africa when I woke up and was not happy. — Ernest Hemingway
One cup of food a day changes Fabian's life completely. But this morning, about a billion people on Earth - or one out of every… — Josette Sheeran
No one is born a CEO, but no one tells you that. The magazine stories make it sound like Mark Zuckerberg woke up one day… — Drew Houston
Once you're back on your feet - if you ever make it back on your feet - that's the ultimate achievement. I remember I was… — Rihanna
And when I think about that sunrise that I woke up to that morning, I just feel like I got as close to nowhere as… — Hank Green
I remember that winter because it had brought the heaviest snows I had ever seen. Snow had fallen steadily all night long and in the… — Raymond Briggs
The name Air Supply sort of came from nowhere. I get a lot of my things in dreams and I just had a dream about… — Graham Russell

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