Woke Quotes
594 quotes by 502 authors
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I actually remember feeling delight, at two o'clock in the morning, when the baby woke for his feed, because I so longed to have another…
— Margaret Drabble
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Now how about this, ladies and gentlemen? The Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has announced she is stepping down. She will no longer be the…
— David Letterman
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I must of woke up this morning with a bug up my ass, I think I'll just haul off and belt the next jerk that…
— Todd Rundgren
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I just got an apartment here in Nashville, and I invested in a Queen-sized bed because I'm like, "I haven't had a big bed since…
— Lzzy Hale
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I was the angriest little person imaginable when I was younger. I woke up with a frown every morning. I barely talked, wore black all…
— Holly Marie Combs
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I woke up one day to the fact that the earth's surface was made for living plants, not industrial plants,
— Malcolm Wells
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I can see now how deeply God's absence affected my unconscious life, how under me always there was this long fall that pride and fear…
— Christian Wiman
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Amy Poehler did a really cute thing, [] [her son] said his prayers before he went to sleep that she was going to win [a…
— Michael Schur
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Perhaps you went to bed last night thinking about the overdue bills, the lack of finances, the problematic people and situations you have to face.…
— Iyanla Vanzant
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I never thought I was particularly good looking. But when I see old photographs, I realise that I was. I do wish I had known…
— Joan Collins
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Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.
— Tommy Cooper
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I used to have nightmares when I was a little kid that I woke up prematurely and opened all the Christmas presents. And then I…
— Claire Danes
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading…
— Rodney Dangerfield
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It started when I woke up, all I wanted to do is jump out of the window. I didn't want to eat anymore, because I…
— Jonathan Davis
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I was angry and frustrated until I started my own family and my first child was born. Until then I didn't really appreciate life the…
— Johnny Depp
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I woke in bits, like all children, piecemeal over the years. I discovered myself and the world, and forgot them, and discovered them again.
— Annie Dillard
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I woke up this morning, and I still don't believe I won the Daytona 500.
— Dale Earnhardt
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Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.
— Rita Hayworth
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I woke up and realized life is great and people are awesome and life is worth living.
— Hulk Hogan
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I used to write in bed, starting when I woke up. I believe that creative work comes from our subconscious mind, so I try to…
— Marian Keyes
Who Wrote These Woke Quotes
502 authors contributed a total of 594 Woke Quotes, led by these top contributors: